when I was little, I went through a phase where I’d wear my Spiderman costume under all my clothes, so I wore it for about 3 years straight and my mom never found out until one day when we were at a family party, I was wearing the costume under a really fancy and expensive dress, and someone started choking on something so I ripped off the dress to reveal the costume to try and save them, and I think my mom just about had a heart attack
am i the only one that has a small panic attack when seeing this:
“OH GOD WHAT DID I DO WRONG NOW”
The best.
THE LAST ONE THOUGH
I’M DYING
Cards against humanity the game is called :)
“Hello. Do you eat olives?”
“I do not really care for olives.”
“Okay. Have a nice day.”
There. If I can accept people that don’t like olives then you should be able to accept people who are asexual.
isn’t it upsetting that your future husband is literally alive right now but you just don’t know who he is he could be with a STUPID GIRLFRIENdG ET AWAY FRO YM HUSSBNAD
This Blood Lamp doesn’t look that bloody, but the way you turn it on can be considered gruesome. It only works once, and you need to add of a drop of your blood to activate it! The idea is to stop and think about how badly you need light before you use it. Designer Mike Thompson created the lamp in order to draw attention to how much energy we waste.
we can finally power the world with periods
oh god reblogging for that comment.
